politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via cmymilk)

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via pale-afternoon)

(Source: notclarissa, via cmymilk)


Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

iggyt14:

If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.

(Source: nuocmamboi, via tonystarksneice)

I wanna get to know my followers more please feel free to send me an ask or something bc I am bored af I wanna make friends

punnier:

when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just

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unendingly:

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